![]() ![]() Someone named Keith King suggested that the rocket should be named “USS Phallic. SAUL LOEB/AFP/Getty Images Some social media users suggested the rocket looked like a sex toy. “By the shape of the rocket, it looks like the balls fell off,” one person quickly replied, while someone else asked, “But does the rocket have the balls to match it’s shape?” Jeff Bezos announces Blue Moon, a lunar landing vehicle, during a Blue Origin event in Washington, DC, May 9, 2019. Many of the jokes about the rocket’s shape came after former “America’s Got Talent” judge Piers Morgan tweeted a photo while praising the Amazon founder for having “the balls to match his brains.” The siblings will be in the cockpit when Blue Origin shoots into the skies from Texas on July 20 for the quickie trip, which will last about 10 minutes. The Blue Origin was mocked online for its suggestive shape. “Madness flying about in a tin can shaped like a penis,” John Friel wrote.īezos on Monday made the surprise announcement that he would be on Blue Origin’s maiden voyage, joined by his brother, Mark Bezos, as well as an auction winner. Others quickly suggested the historic rocket “looks like a giant sex toy,” with one writing, “It’s basically a giant flaming space dildo.” “I thought ‘penis’ as soon as I saw that image,” another person agreed, with numerous other tweets noting the phallic shape. ![]() ![]() “Is it me, or does Jeff Bezos’ rocket look like a giant penis?” one person tweeted alongside a photo of Blue Origin, the craft the 57-year-old world’s richest man will fly into space next month. Jeff Bezos is getting shafted online over the shape of his big rocket. Mother-daughter duo to blast off on Virgin Galactic after winning free rides It finally realized that dream when it sent Jeff Bezos and three others to the edge of space. Blue Origin, the private space company founded by Bezos, announced on Thursday that it won a contract from NASA that will send it on a mission to Mars. Rocket, also known online as the Penis Rocket, refers to the Blue Origin New. Blue Origin was steadily working toward the goal of the first space tourism flight for many years. Jeff Bezos Blue Origin memes: Enter the dong rocket Jeff Bezos rocket. Maui wildfires threaten Oprah’s Maui estate, other A-listers’ homes Jeff Bezos, founder of Blue Origin and noted hair-not-haver, flew to space recently, and now you can buy the phallic rocket he rode for a cool 69. Jeff Bezos buys $68M mansion on Florida’s ‘Billionaire Bunker’ island Jeff Bezos’ $500M real estate portfolio: See all his luxury houses ![]()
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